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Overheard @ Hofstra

By The Chronicle Staff

In Class:

Professor: I'm actually an easy grader if I'm in the mood.

Student: How do I get you in the mood?

In the Student Center:

Guy: Do you want to donate some blood tonight?

Girl: No, I don't have any cash.

On the Unispan:

Girl: We had a lady and the tramp moment, but when we met in the middle I was like, "I'm not putting that in my mouth."

In Dempster Hall:

Girl: I can't stand him. He's so uppity and snobby, I can't stand people who flaunt their wealth.

Guy: Said the girl who drives an Audi.

 After Class:

Guy 1: He was doing slides in class and we saw pics of Latin American male prostitutes and animals humping.

Guy 2: Can we call him Señor Craigslist from now on?

Outside Hammer Lab:

Girl: What do cows drink?

Guy: Milk, duh.

 

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