By The Chronicle Staff
Professor: I'm actually an easy grader if I'm in the mood.
Student: How do I get you in the mood?
In the Student Center:
Guy: Do you want to donate some blood tonight?
Girl: No, I don't have any cash.
On the Unispan:
Girl: We had a lady and the tramp moment, but when we met in the middle I was like, "I'm not putting that in my mouth."
In Dempster Hall:
Girl: I can't stand him. He's so uppity and snobby, I can't stand people who flaunt their wealth.
Guy: Said the girl who drives an Audi.
Guy 1: He was doing slides in class and we saw pics of Latin American male prostitutes and animals humping.
Guy 2: Can we call him Señor Craigslist from now on?
Outside Hammer Lab:
Girl: What do cows drink?
Guy: Milk, duh.