Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff In Brower: Girl 1: Do you think he’ll ask you to be his Valentine? Girl 2: What are we, five? Is he going to deliver me a handmade card and some chocolates in my homemade mailbox too?
In Breslin: Guy: We have off all next week, right? Girl: No, ass. That was in high school.
In Student Center: Girl: Did you know some people don’t just starve themselves? Crazy bitches chew their food and then spit it out.
In Monroe: Guy 1: Maybe I’ll throw flower petals on the floor, grab my guitar, and serenade her naked. Guy 2: Didn’t you ever see Valentine’s Day? Some guy did that. He ended up stepping on a thorn, seeing her mom, and not getting laid.
In Mack Center: Girl: So we’re both single. Guy: Yeah. Girl: And we don’t have plans on Valentine’s Day. Guy: Yeah. Girl: So....want to get f***ed up at McHebes?
Outside Au Bon Pain: Girl: I think yogurt parfaits are so romantic. Especially when they’re made with strawberries and honey.
In Cafe’ On The Quad: Girl 1: I wish there was a chocolate covered strawberry latte. Girl 2: I’m sure we can just spike a latte with chocolate covered strawberry vodka.
Outside Bill Of Rights: Girl: I don’t know why we’re celebrating dead Presidents who screwed up our country. But if we have off, I’ll drink to them all weekend.
In Davison: Guy: I’ll never understand why analyzing a book is interesting.
In Student Center: Girl 1: So what should we have today? Overpriced faux Chipotle, Starbucks, or Panda Express? Girl 2: Hey, there’s always actual Sbarro. Girl: Still overpriced.
In Axinn: Girl: Can you believe there’s only like 96 days until graduation? Guy: If you think that’s gonna help me get through this paper, you’re wrong.
In Herbert: Guy: Do they ever turn the f***ing heat on in this place?
In Bits & Bytes: Girl: Do you think I can lose 15 pounds by Spring Break? Guy: Not if you keep eating that burger...
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