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Overheard @ Hofstra

By The Chronicle Staff

In the Student Center:

Guy: No, you have to clean it out first.

Girl: What do you do? Stick a vacuum cleaner up your ass?

Inside Au Bon Pain:

Girl: I'm gonna be hammerfaced. I really am. I'm gonna go to Citgo. They still have a treasure trove of Four Loko.

In Class:

Guy: I don't even know how we can trust fossils.

In the Student Center

Guy (on phone): Can I get that water bottle back from you ‘cos it's mine and that's not water.

On the Unispan

Girl 1: Under all my make-up, my face is a totally different color

Girl 2: Yeah, my face is gross too.

In the Student Center:

Girl: His penis is inverted, ergo no peno!

Guy: I'm glad my legacy for you was my wit, humor and inverted penis.

Outside Cafe on the Quad:

Girl: I feel like I'm in the middle of a hoagie.

In Dempster:

Guy 1: What's the last movie the Vin Diesel was in anyway?

Guy 2: The Pacifier. But at least he wasnt wearing tights.


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