By The Chronicle Staff
In the Student Center:
Guy: No, you have to clean it out first.
Girl: What do you do? Stick a vacuum cleaner up your ass?
Inside Au Bon Pain:
Girl: I'm gonna be hammerfaced. I really am. I'm gonna go to Citgo. They still have a treasure trove of Four Loko.
In Class:
Guy: I don't even know how we can trust fossils.
In the Student Center
Guy (on phone): Can I get that water bottle back from you ‘cos it's mine and that's not water.
On the Unispan
Girl 1: Under all my make-up, my face is a totally different color
Girl 2: Yeah, my face is gross too.
In the Student Center:
Girl: His penis is inverted, ergo no peno!
Guy: I'm glad my legacy for you was my wit, humor and inverted penis.
Outside Cafe on the Quad:
Girl: I feel like I'm in the middle of a hoagie.
In Dempster:
Guy 1: What's the last movie the Vin Diesel was in anyway?
Guy 2: The Pacifier. But at least he wasnt wearing tights.