By Chronicle Staff
In the Student Center
Guy: I don't understand Jimmy Fallon.
Guy: Yeah I bet that little Lackman chick would be funnier than him.
On the Unispan
Girl: I had never seen her face in daylight before… yikes!
On the phone outside Café on the Quad
Guy: What is she just DTF, wants it all over her all the time, she one of those?
In the Student Center
Guy: I can't get this open; someone use their manly strength.Guy: Well (laughing) you are what you eat.
Guy: Honeydew?
In class, Roosevelt Hall
RA: I have really awful, like b*st*rd, residents.
Outside the Student Center
Guy: There's so much f-ing glitter on the ground.
Girl: That's how you know it's homecoming week.
Guy: What, do they just ooze glitter?
Girl: It's called "school spirit."
In Estabrook
RSR: What room are you going to?
Guy: I don't remember her room number.
RSR: Ok, well what is her name?
Guy: I don't know her name but she has blond hair.
At Float Building
Girl: I went to the bar last night. I wasn't drunk, I just had so much red bull that I needed to dance.
At Float Building (in response to being on Man on the Unispan)
Guy: No thanks, I've already been on Youtube.