By The Chronicle Staff
n the Student Center:
Guy: How many is a brazillion?
In Dempster Hall:
Guy: I don't even call my mom "mom" anymore...I just call her "bedmaker."
Behind Davison Hall:
Girl:"...I thought he took my underwear but then I realized I wasn't wearing any."
On the Unispan:
Guy: That's the most hispanic way to murder someone. Make them food and poison it.
In Breslin Hall:
Girl: It was half tattoo parlor, half breakfast store.
Outside C.V. Starr:
Girl #1: Wait, you didn't actually think that girls burped, did you?
Girl #2: No...
In Calkins Quad:
Guy: In my high school, you couldn't date someone in the band. It was like incest.
In Bill of Rights:
Girl: Oh, poor uterus. Bad uterus.