By Martini Amour
I hope the first group of bachelors were enjoyable, and don't forget they are still around to entertain your E-mails and thoughts ladies. I apologize that this week we had adequate space for photos of the last three bachelors, but I'll assure you that all seven men are equally good looking and you won't be disappointed in the looks of any. I would like to give a quick shout out to "Turk," who missed the deadline but is an amazing international bachelor for all those women of the University. Without further adeu, here's the fresh batch straight from the oven of amour:
Bachelor # 5 - aka The Sweet Fraternity Brother
Alex - junior, film major, Holliston Ma., Gemini. Where he sees himself in 10 years? "In 10 years I want to be living in Boston making films and writing." What separates him from other guys? "What separates me are the genes my parents gave to me." Thing he misses most about a relationship? "I think relationships are about timing and if the timing is right, the companionship is very beneficial." Three words that describe him? Fun, romantic and stubborn. Sexiest thing in the world? "A girl in tight pants with a guitar. The perfect woman is low-maintenance, humble, fun, smart, caring and has gorgeous eyes."
Martini's Inside Track: What to say about Alex. As the president of Sigma Alpha Epsilon, he has the perfect balance of keeping the important college priorities in order as well as relaxing and having a good time. I've known him through a few romantic encounters, and he is always there with a single red rose and a nice thing to say. He is humorous, very well-rounded and has worked very hard within the University community to make it a better place. So ladies, don't get the wrong idea, he is not the stereotypical fraternity boy. He is sweet, responsible and has nothing but great things ahead of him in the future. He gets bonus points for being a Red Sox fan. E-mail Alex at HUBachelor5@hotmail.com.
Bachelor # 6 - aka The Guy Who Will Always Fix Your Car For You
Harry, junior, finance, Forest Hills, N.Y., Gemini. Interesting thing about you? "I don't know that it's the most interesting fact, but I'm a car and motorcycle nut who plays the piano. Actually, that is pretty interesting and rare too." The Perfect Lady? "She's smart, outgoing and comfortable in any setting. She's elegant and cute and has a stunning face with a smile that just brightens my day. And her laugh! I can never get tired of listening to her laugh. We can talk about anything; she can hold her end of the conversation. She loves to have sex as much I do, and just likes to have fun; doesn't get hung up on petty things. Probably most important though is that when I look into to her gorgeous eyes, I feel content." Five CDs in your player right now? "Eminem - Encore, GNR - Use Your Illusion, Usher - Confessions, 50 Cent -Get Rich or Die Trying, Nelly- Suit." Three words your mom would use to describe you? Intelligent, charismatic and ambitious.
Martini's Inside Track: Harry was one of the first University gentlemen who responded to my original proposal for the bachelor idea, and I have had nothing but pleasant contact with him since. He has a passion for classic cars and there is a definite sexy quality about a man who knows what he's talking about when it comes to automobiles. He is a complete sweetheart with a fantastic sense of humor, so if any girl has the passion to jump on the back of a motorcycle and go for a ride, Harry's the guy! E-mail Harry at HUBachelor6@hotmail.com.
Bachelor # 7 - aka The Down to Earth Jersey Boy You Wanna Bring Home to Mom and Dad
Christopher, junior, BCIS, Lebanon Township, N.J., Pisces. Three words your mom would use to describe you? Loveable, great-inspiration and honest. Miss from a relationship? "The thing I miss most about being in a relationship is when a girl rests her head on my shoulder, looks up at me, and smiles. In that moment it feels as if there is no one else in the world, at least no one that matters." Perfect Lady? "My idea of a perfect women is a girl that may not be perfect. A girl that is unique without trying; she just has to have that something that grabs my attention and makes it impossible to look away. The most important personality trait for me is honesty. I like a girl who is versatile, someone who has just as much fun sitting and watching a movie as she does going to a club. Basically, I like someone who is down to earth and outgoing." Date movie: "Anything that's comedic-I need to know that a girl has a good sense of humor." One thing that separates you from other guys? "I don't change myself because I want to like a certain girl. Basically, what you see is what you get and that makes me genuine and honest. As far as women are concerned, I actually listen to what they have to say and know how to treat them with respect."
Martini's Inside Track: Chris is undoubtedly one of those men who makes you think that good guys still exist. His maturity level exceeds that of the normal college male and he's that one that if you meet him, you don't want to let him go and if you did lose him, you're sorry you ever did. He's funny and charming, yet would go out of his way to do anything to make you happy. I have a feeling he's the guy we'll all look back on in 15 years and wish we had scooped him up when we had the chance. E-mail Chris at HUBachelor7@hotmail.com.
Coming Soon, the University's Most Eligible Bachelorettes to a Chronicle near you! Interested in being one? E-mail me at MartiniAmour@hotmail.com.