Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle Staff Student Center Girl: You going to Costco's? Oh snap!
Outside of Cafe on the quad: Girl: There's like this new show I found about. It's called Glee.
Student Center: Girl: Oh my god. Me and this other guy just got like sandwiched between two girls kissing.
In Nassau: Girl: If he's a good boy, then give him what he wants.
Hofstra USA: Girl: I'm going to go put pants on now.
Breslin: Guy: Is it me or does my shirt smell like cardboard?
C.V Starr: Girl: I didn't want to have sex with him because I didn't like his shirt, you know?