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Overheard at Hofstra

Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff On the Unispan: Guy 1: I like your outfit Guy 2: thanks, I’ve been wearing it for three days straight.

In Student Center: Girl: I love how guys look at girls like they’re goddesses, but all I’m thinking is, ‘Damn am I constipated.’

In Herbert: Guy: I’ve never heard of Thanksgivukkah. Are we getting presents instead of turkey?

Outside Cafe’ On The Quad: Girl 1: I can’t believe Hofstra finally cancelled classes on Thanksgiving Eve. Girl 2: Looks like President Rabinowitz wants to get his party on too.

In Breslin: Guy: I can’t take this global warming s***. First it’s cold, then it’s warm, then there’s tornadoes in November. What’s next: polar bears becoming black bears?

In Barnard: Girl: My mom hates me. She just told me to stay at school during Thanksgiving.

In Bits & Bytes: Guy: What do you mean you don’t hunt for your own turkey?

In Student Center: Girl 1: I can’t believe free iced coffee Mondays end next week. Girl 2: They should do free hot coffee Mondays for the winter.

In Breslin: Professor: Warren G. Harding basically turned the White House into a frat house.

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