Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff In Herbert: Guy: Chances are you won’t use 99% of the things you learned in here.
Outside Student Center: Girl 1: What’d you do last night? Girl 2: I watched Masters of Sex. Girl 1: You watched porn in your dorm?!
In Monroe: Guy: It was like I could see into her soul.
Outside Cafe’ On The Quad: Girl 1: It came to the point where we knew you weren’t coming home. Girl 2: At least I was quieter this time.
In Student Center: Girl: Sometimes I listen to old school Pussycat Dolls and I tell myself they’re singing “I want to have boobies” instead of groupies.
In Au Bon Pain: Girl: Hey look, pinatas! Guy: Tell me you mean frittatas.
In Bits & Bytes: Guy 1: I can’t believe the Raiders scored in the first 53 seconds of the game. Guy 2: But the G-men brought it back, baby. Guy 1: Baby got back.
In Breslin: Guy: Are you going home for Thanksgiving? Girl: No. I thought I’d just stay on campus, dress up as a pilgrim, and cook myself a Thanksgiving feast.
In Adams: Girl: I can’t believe this professor gave me a D. How about he sucks my D instead?
In Bits & Bytes: Guy 1: Isn’t this the perfect weather for soup? Guy 2: Who are you...
Outside Axinn: Guy: I’m gonna quit cigarettes eventually. Girl: Yeah, and I’m gonna quit masturbating.
In Adams: Girl: I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves. Guy: So shut the f*** up.
In Student Center: Girl: I see s*** all the time that says “Keep calm and carry on.” I want to just be like, “Give me a Xanax and then I’ll keep calm.
In Breslin: Girl 1: Is it weird that I’m already thinking about next year’s Halloween costume? Girl 2: YOLO.
In Au Bon Pain: Guy: Now that graduation’s only 6 months away, I kind of want to drop out of college altogether.
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