By Compiled by the Chronicle Staff
In Class:
Guy: That text message used to the word "accosted.' I had to look that s--t up.
Outside Roosevelt:
Girl: So I was like, "Who's the lesbian now?"
Outside C.V. Starr:
Guy: Did you see the circumcision movie?
In the Student Center:
Girl 1: We're going to that hotel in the city.
Girl 2: You're staying there?
Girl 1: No, we're just going to their bar on the roof.
In the Student Center:
Girl: Damn Uggs! I swear I know how to do a round-house!
Outside of C.V. Starr:
Girl 1: Where is he?
Girl 2: At, like, baseball practice or something.
Girl 1: Ugh. I guess I'll have sex with him later.
In the Netherlands:
Guy: You need to have sex. Oh my god. It will improve your dancing so much.
Outside Grad Hall:
Guy: So wait, you walk slower on the first date?