By Compiled by The Chronicle Staff
Guy: Why does The Netherlands have representatives in the UN? They're just a bunch of drunk freshmen.
In The Chronicle Office
Guy: I don't have emotions. I just get hungry.
On the Unispan:
Girl: Wait! I have someone's phone who isn't mine.
Girl 1: You look like a guida.
Girl 2: Like a good guida though, right?
In Colonial Square:
Girl: Are 'know' and 'knew' two different words?
In Student Center:
Guy: I'm exhausted. I've been up since 10. That's the earliest I've been up in over a year.
Girl: Someone bit me.
Girl: She stuffed a flask in her bra.
Outside Dutch Treats
Girl: When I first took a sip, I thought it was vodka. And then I took another sip and I'm like, 'Oh my God, you guys, it's legit vodka!'"
In the Student Center:
Guy: Is that sherbert?
Girl: No, it's raspberry.