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Overheard @ Hofstra

By The Chronicle Staff

   In Bits & Bytes:

Guy: I saw these Italians last night.

Girl: Wait, Jersey Shore-Hofstra Italians, or real Italians?

Guy: Real Italians.

Girl: Oh, I've never seen those before.

   Outside Enterprise Hall:

Guy: Jesus gets me the ladies.

In the Student Center:

Guy: I go up to all these girls at parties and I'm like "What up ho?" but they don't say nothin'.

   In Bits & Bytes:

Girl 1 to Girl 2: Do you speak Gaelic?

Girl 3: Is that Italian?

Girl 2: No, it's like the language of the gays.

In class:

Girl: Sweet Jesus, I gotta go buy a burger right now.

In Hammer Lab:

Girl 1: What's your paper on?

Girl 2: I don't know.

Girl 1: Then how are you writing it?

Girl 2: I don't know.

 

Letter to the Editor:

SGA discusses too many similar clubs on campus