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Overheard @ Hofstra

By The Chronicle Staff

In class:

Guy: Girls are like parking spots; all the good ones are taken, and the rest are kinda out there.

In the library:

Guy: Wanna know how I make diamonds? I sit on coal.

In the Student Center:

Girl: How do you spell M&Ms?

In Enterprise Hall:

Girl: Oh, I love that smell! It smells like  my grandma's garden.

Guy: Huh? I smell marijuana.

Girl 1: Oh...

Outside Hammer Lab:

Guy 1: If I looked like him, I would flinch every time I would look in the mirror.

Guy 2: If I looked like him, I would repeatedly punch myself in the stomach every time I'd look in the mirror.

In Brower Hall:

Girl: I need to go home...I peed my pants!


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