By The Chronicle Staff
Professor: See? The writer uses credible sources from professionals in good accredited colleges, like NYU and Columbia.
Student: But not Hofstra. That would be a horrible source.
Professor: ...Thanks for invalidating my career
In the Student Center:
Girl: Maybe we should just be abstinent.
Girl: Maybe you should shut the hell up.
On the Unispan:
Guy: Is it weird that every time I hear "sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me," I think of you?
Girl: It would be weird if you didn't.
In Calkins Hall:
Guy: You can't quote YOURSELF in the Overheards!
Girl1: So, how's your baby?
Girl 2: Fantastic. I'm one feeding away from being a size C.