By The Chronicle Staff
Professor: These judges were appointed by John Adams.
International Student: Was he like a judge or something?
Professor: No. He was the second president of the United States
Guy: Who the hell let you in the country?
In Hammer Lab:
Girl 1: I work in the yearbook office.
Girl 2: We have a yearbook?
Girl: Professor, how long does this paper have to be?
Professor: Like a women's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep interest
Girl: Hey, I'm a vegan now. Oh, you're just a vegetarian? Well, nobody's perfect.
In front of Brower:
Guy: You look really nice today.
Girl: Ugh, I hate boys like you that wanna have sex with me all the time.