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Overheard @ Hofstra

By The Chronicle Staff

In class:

Professor: These judges were appointed by John Adams.

International Student: Was he like a judge or something?

Professor: No. He was the second president of the United States

Guy: Who the hell let you in the country?

In Hammer Lab:

Girl 1: I work in the yearbook office.

Girl 2: We have a yearbook?

In class:

Girl: Professor, how long does this paper have to be?

Professor: Like a women's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep interest

In Dempster:

Girl: Hey, I'm a vegan now. Oh, you're just a vegetarian? Well, nobody's perfect.

In front of Brower:

Guy: You look really nice today.

Girl: Ugh, I hate boys like you that wanna have sex with me all the time.


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