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Overheard @ Hofstra

By The Chronicle Staff

In Hammer Lab:

Girl: I wish my tits could shoot out bullets. My life would be so much easier that way.


On the Unispan:

Girl: I almost hit a blind person with my car today.

In class:

Professor: Whatever you do, do not, I repeat, do NOT blow your talent.  If you blow your talent, you're going to get nailed.

In Cafe on the Quad:

Girl: Is it expresso or espresso?

In Bits n' Bytes:

Guy: I'm still f--ked up from St. Patrick's day!

In the Student Center:

Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing?

Guy 2: Just getting something from Nature's Organic, I hear its good for you!

Guy 1: (Yelling) Yeah, good for your vagina...

In Dempster Hall:

Girl 1: I think he's cute.

Girl 2: No, he's so unfortunate looking.

In class:

Professor: Look at me! I'm like 96 years old and I dye my hair black. I feel great about life!

In front of Brower Hall:

Girl: As much as I'm a feminist and s--t, all I want to do is be a housewife.

In the Student Center:

Girl: I'm like so smart and so is my mom. We're just ditzy.

In Calkins Lab:

Girl 1: Hey, girl!

Girl 2: Hey, boy!

Girl 1: Wait, what?

Outside (during the hail storm):

Guy 1: It's hailing outside!

Guy 2: (looking up) I know, this is crazy!

Guy 1: Why are you screaming?

Guy 2: Because this hail is so loud!

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