By Chronicle Staff
Inside Au Bon Pain
Girl: I'm gonna be in the library all day.
Girl: Yeah me too.
Girl: That reminds me, we need a connect for adderall this year.
Inside Bits and Bytes
Girl: I told her the easiest way to pass that class is to visit him during his offices hours.
Girl: *laughs* You're such a whore.
On the Unispan
Guy: This whole campus is trying to score for Girl Talk.
Guy: I know. I'm making bank!
Outside Cafe on the Quad
Girl: We're gonna need to take two cars because Erica is gonna be sooo drunk.
In Enterprise Hall
Guy: "Join the Conversation"... what the f--k is that?
Girl: It's this anti cheating thing.
Guy: Do we have a cheating problem?
Girl: I guess. Everyone does it, and no one cares.
Inside Au Bon Pain
Girl: She is not shy of her body at all, and it bothers me because she should be.
Inside Bits and Bytes
Guy: On a scale of one to buffalo chicken pizza, how hot is she?
Guy: Cold buffalo chicken pizza.
In the Student Center:
Girl: Mary, oh my god, I think I'm pregnant.
Girl: [Pauses] Do you want me to hit you in the stomach or something?