By Lisa DiCarlucci, Entertainment Editor
Girl: "I don't tan, that's why I'm getting sprayed."
In the Student Center:
Guy to Lackmann employee: "Mi Amor, my organic grill is always muy delicioso when you make it."
In front of the Student Center:
Girl: "My parents were like don't come home on Tuesday it's too early."
P.S. officer: "I don't blame them, I want you out of here too."
Professor: "Don't look at me like I have two heads on my shoulders. I'm intelligent. I have a graduate degree."
Girl: "Wanna watch the metor shower with me?"
Guy: "Yeah, I'll shower with you."